"Now this is the law of the jungle, as old and true as the sky, and the wolf that keeps it shall prosper, but the wolf that breaks it must die. As the creeper that girdles the tree trunk the Law runneth forward and back, for the strength of the Wolf is the Pack, and the strength of the Pack is the Wolf."
~ Rudyard Kipling

oxoxpinkbubblegumxoxo:

Did anyone realize when Sakura told Sasuke that she still loves him, Naruto didn’t react? Naruto didn’t even feel jealous or ashamed. All he thinks about is the promise of bringing Sasuke back.

Like I told you guys, Naruto ships SasuSaku.

NaruSaku is dead.

Naruto doesn’t ship anybody. Naruto ships himself and the Office of the Hokage. Stop making shit up that you don’t fucking know. Sasuke isn’t going to date anyone. Sasuke is going to die.

arriku:


"You really are damned annoying."

Why Sasuke? Because you can feel her getting under your skin? Because she actually gets to you and makes you falter in your resolve, even if for only a second - every time?

No, because she’s fucking annoying.

arriku:

"You really are damned annoying."

Why Sasuke? Because you can feel her getting under your skin? Because she actually gets to you and makes you falter in your resolve, even if for only a second - every time?

No, because she’s fucking annoying.

Via: arriku

intrepid-hallucinations:

hooks-and-chains:

avianawareness:

asgardandbeyond:

giraffepoliceforce:

altering-cave:

So I don’t think those free condoms universities hand out suck as much as guys say they do.

Okay, but seriously. If you’re ever considering sexy times with a guy and he tells you that he can’t wear a condom there is a 100.3% chance that he is a liar, and you should definitely not have sex with him. Don’t have sex with liars. Have sex with a cute honest people that bring you ice cream the next morning. Liars do not bring you ice cream. And if they do it’s ice cream made of lies. Ice cream made of lies is very emotionally unfulfilling. Don’t trust liars or their disease-ridden ice cream.

that was the best safe-sex talk ever.

Why I am suspicious of those who say they got pregnant because a condom “broke”… 

HAVE ANY OF YOU EVER USED A CONDOM. HAVE ANY OF YOU HAD SEX YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT CONDOMS. SHUT THE FUCK UP. I’m sick of this shit. Just because a condom has a tensile force high enough to withstand inflation does not mean it can comfortably fit any penis. No one wants latex literally stretched against a boner like it is in this pic. A condom that is too small causes added friction which can lead to the condom tearing. If someone tells you it is too small, you LISTEN. YOU DO NOT HAVE RAW SEX WITH THEM. THAT IS NOT WHAT I AM SAYING. YOU GO BUY A MAGNUM. There are even sizes above that. SO NO THERE IS NO EXCUSE TO SAY THAT A PERSON CANNOT WEAR ANY CONDOMS BUT THERE ARE PLENTY OF PEOPLE WHO DO NOT FIT IN CERTAIN SIZES. And whoever the fuck said they don’t believe condoms break is literally fucking stupid as hell. You didn’t even try to think you slut shaming ignorant ass. Condoms do not break from things not fitting in them. They break due to frictional forces without sufficient lubricant and air bubbles trapped in the reservoir tip that push through the latex upon ejaculation. Proper application requires that the tip be pinched to remove this air while it is rolled down the shaft. Very few people know this due to the rampant lack of appropriate sex ed. Proper condom application technique and education is crucial to effective birth control and STI protection. So before you go spouting your ignorant crap, how bout you think about your penised partner and the overall function of a condom and try to spread real education rather than shaming people.

Thank you for articulating what most cannot even comprehend. <3

blackfashion:

pallet-town-julie-brown:

kudos to mtv for spreading this message tho

Turn the fuck up MTV

Source: spockemon Via: souldeir

dorkly:

theomeganerd:

Final Fantasy/Pokemon Crossovers

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25 Pieces of Fan Art That Turn Everyone Into Pokemon Trainers

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Can I find more than 2 people in the world who don’t think smoking is the shit? God you all suck.

8.3.2014 6:57 PM

We can’t leave. They won’t let us.

munies:

"I think it's time we find out what we're really up against."

Breathtaking views show the stars, Milky Way, airglow, and light pollution over New Zealand skies.

"Here are images I captured during last months from New Zealand. Great country to catch colors of airglow almost everywhere…" - Petr Horálek